I have to go to the dry cleaner, but I have this baby. Can't leave it in the car. Awkward to carry carseat and dry cleaning in together. Cumbersome to take stroller out. Don't even get me started on that sling.
I pour milk in my cereal and baby starts crying. Leave cereal to get soggy? Leave baby to hyperventilate?
I'm sleeping. Baby has gas. Aid baby with expulsion of gas? Continue sleeping? Try to force Chris to aid baby with expulsion of gas, given that he's going to work the next day, but also given that I haven't slept more than three hours straight in two weeks?
See also: Things I did not think about before expelling a baby out of my midsection.
2 comments:
a) No more dry cleaning. Babies and dry cleaning do not a mommmy make. You need to trade in those dry cleaning duds for some machine washables, reference: Kathy Ireland collection, K-mart.
b) Have you considered granola?
c) 2 solutions, both available at your local CVS - baby beano and Red Bull.
Onward!
there are so many things that are wrong about this comment. to note: kathy ireland? _baby_ beano?? shoot me now.
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