In a pee update, things have gone from bad to worse in diaper town. I'm talking about a RASH. He has not bumps, but a little red swelling. A line of swelling has turned painful looking, though no reaction to touching has occurred. Imminently the search for strategies has ensued.
The cure for diaper rash, says the internet?
Good old fashioned nakedness.
What does nakedness mean? This question can not be pondered until you have dealt with a machine that produces foul foul things, things that hundreds of years of technology has attempted to trap.
Oh no, says nature, you can not hold ME down. And so the list of things that have been peed upon will continue.
And with it, a new list shall begin. Oh you know the list I am talking about, though its monstrous name will not be mentioned here.
Let us just say that every day is laundry day in our house.